That’s right, Serena Williams, representing oneself as a completely uncouth bitch makes me respect you (NOT!)

2009 September 13
by Rae Macklyn

What. A. BITCH!!!

Serena Williams, tennis star, lost a match at the U.S. Open for conduct violation today…and I’m in total agreement with what went down.

Honey, here’s a word of advice to you. The foot fault that was called by the line judge may have been erroneous (life is simply like that: not everything is necessarily fair), but that didn’t give you the right to get all uppity and inform the judge:

If I could, I would take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat.

You also apparently declared that you wanted to kill the judge in question, which is why she sought the counsel of the main referee in the first place, but this particular article was kind in omitting that particular detail.   ;-)

When even John McEnroe thinks you’re acting like a nutcase, there is DEFINITELY something wrong. Judging by the fact that your physique is almost more manly than Sweetie’s, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn of a steroid factor in the near future.

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